Unsur-Unsur Kafir/Syaitan Laknatullah Dalam Sambutan Hari Raya!

Wahahaha

This is absolutely hilarious!! Check it out at this dude’s blog:-

Jadi bagaimanakah adat memakan ketupat wujud dikalangan Melayu? Ternyata adat memakan lemang dan ketupat semasa raya bukan mengikut syariat Islam dan tanpa disedari kita telah mengikut amalan Freemason semasa menyembah Syaitan.

Exactly what I was saying here, about the controversial TV3 raya ad!

I’m willing to bet RM100 that this will cause an outcry too..

Oh ye of little faith…oppps shouldnt say that…could be blasphemous if they knew the origins of that phrase…..

2:183 – 2:185: Puasa di bulan Ramadhan

Puasa in ramadhan related verses that I can find:-

2:183. Wahai orang-orang yang percaya, dituliskan bagi kamu berpuasa sebagaimana dituliskan bagi orang-orang yang sebelum kamu, supaya kamu bertakwa.

2:184. Pada hari-hari yang terhitung; dan jika sesiapa antara kamu sakit, atau jika dia dalam perjalanan, maka sebilangan daripada hari-hari yang lain; dan bagi orang-orang yang tidak boleh, ditebus dengan memberi makan seorang miskin, tetapi lebih baik baginya, yang membuat kebaikan dengan sukarela, bahawa kamu berpuasa adalah lebih baik bagi kamu, jika kamu mengetahui.

2:185. Bulan Ramadan yang padanya Al-Qur’an diturunkan untuk menjadi satu petunjuk bagi manusia, dan sebagai bukti-bukti yang jelas daripada Petunjuk itu, dan Pembeza. Maka hendaklah orang-orang antara kamu yang menyaksikan (hadir) pada bulan itu, berpuasa; dan sesiapa yang sakit, atau dalam perjalanan, maka sebilangan daripada hari-hari yang lain. Allah menghendaki kemudahan bagi kamu, dan tidak menghendaki kesukaran bagi kamu; dan agar kamu mencukupkan bilangan, dan mengagungkan Allah, bahawa Dia telah memberi petunjuk kepada kamu supaya kamu berterima kasih

(Asad translation)

2:183. O YOU who have attained to faith! Fasting is ordained for you as it was ordained for those before you, so that you might remain conscious of God:

2:184. During a certain number of days. But whoever of you is ill, or on a journey, [shall fast instead for the same] number of other days; and [in such cases] it is incumbent upon those who can afford it to make sacrifice by feeding a needy person. And whoever does more good than he is bound to do does good unto himself thereby; for to fast is to do good unto yourselves – if you but knew it.

2:185. It was the month of Ramadan in which the Qur’an was [first] bestowed from on high as a guidance unto man and a self-evident proof of that guidance, and as the standard by which to discern the true from the false. Hence, whoever of you lives to see this month shall fast throughout it; but he that is ill, or on a journey, [shall fast instead for the same] number of other days. God wills that you shall have ease, and does not will you to suffer hardship; but [He desires] that you complete the number [of days required], and that you extol God for His having guided you aright, and that you render your thanks [unto Him].

A couple of points to draw from the above simple verses:

1. Only two exception to puasa: sakit (ill) & dalam perjalanan (on a journey).

2. What to do in such a case? When such we are told to ganti with other days, ‘maka sebilangan daripada hari2 yang lain’. But if you can’t, give food to the poor. Of cos, we can define period as sakit. But would any medical practitioner define that as sickness today?

3. Another interesting fact, we are often told we must ganti within a year. No such thing here.

The day after Kravis…

I talked to Kravis on the way home yesterday. I called him to ask if he was interested to join the rest of us for our ‘first-week-of-August’ meet, since I heard from Joe he was down this weekend. And also to burn time, driving alone from KL to Shah Alam can be boring.

As usual, his answer was; see first. Man… gone are the days where the macha can confirm at the drop of a hat. Now, he is a committed man….

Anyway, we chatted for a bit, and he brought up the topic of marriage/attending kursus kahwin. Now of all the things, he asked me if it was true that ‘Muslim’ (as practiced in this country) wives cannot refuse their husband’s request for sex. Of course, I said. I’d say anything to get one over the Kravis…

But it seemed that he was anticipating that answer. Immediately he replied, that meant that ‘Muslim’ (again, as defined/practiced here) men do not make any effort to woo/seduce their women, hence they (‘Muslim’ women) remain unsatisfied. He was smirking as he said it, further insinuating that that meant that somehow we lack the necessary skill in the love making department…

Of cos, Max would not take that kind of remark lying down (or bending over). My retort was, well, think about it this way; you guys have to make an effort to woo/seduce. In our case, our women will have to pull all stops to make us happy simply because it is God’s command. If they don’t, they go to hell. Now, that’s a pretty good reason to be us no? Hehe.., next thing you know, Kravis will be lining up to get himself circumsized…(wahahahaaha)

He also told me another piece of good news. Its confirmed. He has booked Grand Dorsett Subang for his wedding on February 2011. I could never imagine Kravis getting married. I mean the man’s not ugly or anything, on the contrary, quite eligible. But seriously, imagine if Kravis were indeed married. And have kids.

There’ll be little Kravises running around town…

Scavenging and wolf whistling at women passing by…

Wolfing down banana leaf rice at all the shops at Jln Tunku Abdul Rahman (or any rice dish for that matter)…

Lorong Haji Taib will no longer be a safe haven for transvestites…

Downtown KL will never be the same again.

Lost (Not The TV Show)

Excellent intellectual article. A must read.

And timely too. To remind us peons that we are cannot possibly live righteously without those with legitimate authority showing us the true path.

I mean, why have I even bothered to think before this? I could just go to them. No need for me to crack my head and think. And even if I managed such an ardous task (ie to think), my interpretation will be wrong anyway.  Because I am not the ‘legitimate authority’.

Clearly, without them we would all be confused and lost. 

Like sheep gone astray in a fog of haze caused by Malaysian oil palm companies burning rubbish in Indonesia.

Like Liverpool players scurrying around the park chasing shadows as they were outplayed by Pirlo and Co in the 2005  Champions League Final.

Like ayam kampung masuk bandar or rusa masuk kandang lembu.

LOSTTT!!!!!

Faith (1)

Most people go through life, blindly accepting what they are told.

Is questioning too much work? Or are they afraid of what answers they might come up with?

Deep down they know that this belief of theirs has flaws. But still, they hang on to it. They will not entertain any criticism nor will they even consider any alternative. Shouldnt the truth be able to withstand any scrutiny?

I dont think it has anything to do with the fear of questioning or the truth. They are not interested in the truth. 

Its about the possibility of finding out that they could be wrong. Finding out that you are wrong and that something is terribly wrong with your belief system is not comforting. It is not easy. In fact, it can be traumatising. Believe me, I know. It is not just the admission of being wrong but also being different. Better be wrong with the crowd, than wrong alone.

Hmmm.. so that is the real meaning faith. It is not just, belief without reason. It is belief in the face of conflicting reason. That is faith.

Blind motherfucking faith.

Max hates blind motherfucking faith.

Adat

I think I just touched a raw nerve. It’s one of those things that has been lurking in the shadows, waiting to reveal itself. Well, I suppose now’s as good a time as any…

Isnt it fascinatingly disturbing how people in Melayusia seem so preoccupied with race? So what if my mom’s a Chinese or my grandfather’s an Indian? Isn’t what we learn from them more important than the color of their skin, or the language that they speak?

Melayu’s especially are guilty of this. For them, saying that they are descendants from India for example, is a big insult. But saying they are descendants of Arabs, that’s different, that’s a big compliment. Perhaps it makes them feel more holy.

But seriously., what the hell is wrong if we come from the same lineage as Sharukh Khan? Does it make me any worse? I remember the whole commotion that erupted when someone mentioned that Hang Tuah was probably Chinese. So what if he is? Does it make him any less heroic? And why would he race affect who we are?

What our ancestors are, don’t define who we are. We do.

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Another proverbial Melayu pastime. The adat.

I hate the word adat. I hate the whole concept of adat. Why should I do something in a certain way, just because generations before me did it that way?

And notice how there is always this tendency to link adat to religion. Its an age old, tried and tested trick. Sure work punya. A guaranteed way to gain credibility for what you are advocating is and has always been: -

1. Say it comes from God – No one would dare question you.

2. Ensure that the ritual includes reciting verses from the Quran – Yes, this step is essential in convincing people, because most Muslims have never read (not recite) the Quran before.

3. Make up evidences to support 1). They most surely won’t find that in the Quran, so what they do is use hearsay. Yes, say that Mr X who was son of Mr Y who was the cousin of Mr Z, who in turn studied under the great teacher Mr S.

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And if they commit evil acts, they say: “We found our fathers doing such, and God ordered us to it.” Say: “God does not order evil! Do you say about God what you do not know?” (7:28)

Creating rituals and attributing it to God, is nothing new. That’s why to the melayus, adat is sacrosanct. Because it is seen to come from God. To the melayus, even your own children is not as important as adat. Biar mati anak, jangan mati adat. Most would defend their adat to their last dying breath.

And ever wonder where does adat Melayu originate from?

The sub continent, folks. Yes. I’ll say it again. The sub continent i.e. India. Think of marhaba, merenjis, etc. The very people most Melayus hate to associate themselves with. And since all adat really is, is the practice of rituals handed on to us by our forefathers, doesn’t that make Melayus, really Indians??

Of cos, no one can prove that. But the evidence is very very compelling.

Ironic, isn’t it? I call it karmasutra ..:)

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And We have sent down to you the Scripture with truth, authenticating what is present of the Scripture and superseding it. So judge between them by what God has sent down, and do not follow their desires from what has come to you of the truth. For each of you We have made laws, and a structure; and had God willed, He would have made you all one nation, but He tests you with what He has given you; so strive to do good. To God you will return all of you, and He will inform you regarding that in which you dispute.

 So really, we were ALL previously ONE nation. The fact that we are different, is a test to us. I think we are failing this test badly.

Disclaimer / disclosure:

1. Sorry, it didn’t start off as a Melayu bashing post, it just evolved into one.

2. Ive made a lot of generalizations above. I know it doesn’t apply to some people.

3. Max is a melayu too according to his kad pengenalan, (though someone once called max melayu murtad..haha…), which gives him the right to buy houses at discounts in Melayusia. Yipppee…

…….

I remember being here before. Vaguely.

I remember the helplessness. The lonely silence. The feeling of resigning to fate. And yes, the helplessness…I hate it…. 

Is this because of a broken promise? Is breaking a bad promise really bad? I cannot do blind faith. I’ve tried, its futile. I am sure that this is the RIGHT PATH.

Or is this because of karma? Yes, I have done many wrongs. If this is karma, then I have nothing more to say, except, I am not ready for this.

We are not ready for this. Have mercy. Please. We need more time.

I NEED MORE TIME….

We verily created man and We know what his soul whispereth to him, and We are nearer to him than his jugular vein. (50:16 Pickthal)

(45:6) ‘…in what other Hadith will they believe..?’

I am reminded of this verse after reading this article here.

Such are the Signs of Allah, which We rehearse to thee in Truth; then in what exposition (Hadith) will they believe after (rejecting) Allah and His Signs? (45:6 Yusuf Ali)

I’ve added the word ‘Hadith’ after exposition. That is the actual word/term ‘hadeethin’ used in the Quran. Two things here: - 

1. It’s so obvious, even the same term ‘Hadith’ is used.

2. They never stop. After 1,400 years, people never change. They are still attributing lies to Him..

And what think those who invent lies against Allah, of the Day of Judgment? Verily Allah is full of bounty to mankind, but most of them are ungrateful. (10:60 Yusuf Ali)

Scholars??? My ASS….(I)

It’s disgusting.

Never have I seen a bunch of people who want to get paid so much for doing so little. Surely they can’t be that naive not to know that this is all a huge scam? No..not when they collude together like some clubby old boys’ club and squeeze every single dollar across the whole ’value chain’ in the name of God.

These greedy and ungrateful fuckers are truly the scum of the earth. They’re prying on people’s fears for money. At least prostitutes do not hide the fact that they are doing it for money. 

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After so long, I still find it amazing how certain things I experience reminds me of what was Written before.

Those are they whom Allah guideth, so follow their guidance. Say (O Muhammad, unto mankind): I ask of you no fee for it. Lo! it is naught but a Reminder to (His) creatures.  (6:90 Pickthal)

Thou askest them no fee for it. It is naught else than a reminder unto the peoples.  (12:104 Pickthal)

Follow those who ask of you no fee, and who are rightly guided. (36:21 Pickthal)

He is telling us to ‘follow those that asks us for no fee’.  Simple, no? And it makes so much sense too….

But who am I to say so? I’m not learned enough, unlike them.

The Quran is too complicated for the likes of me. Nanti sesat.

Only they are qualified to interpret the Quran. The rest of us should just parrot it without really understanding a single word. Only then we will go to Heaven.

Trust me, if I am gonna burn (and I probably will), I have absolutely no doubt that I’ll see them there as well…