Max is practically stress proof.
I dont crumble under pressure. In fact, I thrive on it. Pressure to me is akin to blood for a vampire.
I don’t wince, shrink, flinch or whine. I am as cold as you get when it comes down to the wire.
In another life, I would be an assassin. The best in the world. I’d be able to kill someone just by looking at ‘em. Especially Malay men.
But today, I am in a good mood. So, I’m sharing my secrets with everyone:-
1. Compartmentalize – learn to differentiate between business and personal dealings. It is a fine line for most people. But a good starting point would be, don’t take everything personally. Not everyone is after your head. Most people really have better things to do than to find ways to insult you. If you take it as an insult, it will be an insult regardless. Everything is relative.
2. Cut loss – You’ve made a mistake? So what? Move on. We live to fight another day.
3. Everyone is selfish (including you) - Selfishness is central to capitalism. If you understand that everyone is only taking certain actions because he/she thinks its best, then you wont spend 3/4 of your time thinking that that person is out to destroy your life. If you say you dont believe in capitalism, give me your salary. I earn less than everyone.
4. Pride- You know what they say about pride? FUCK PRIDE (Marcellus Wallace, Pulp Fiction). Pride and ego is the biggest stumbling block to happiness and stress free ness. Lets think about it, what exactly is the upside of having pride? It has absolutely no value. What is it worth? NOTHING!!!!
Which brings me to my final and most important point…
5. Learn to admit defeat- When faced with Max, be prepared to bow down to my superiority. It will be less painful for you….
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